Cereal Killers Latest Crime: Homicidal Hash Brown Pizza

May 23, 2022

Slice those potatoes to shreds with this peculiar pizza of assorted vegetables, eggs, and turkey. Just keep this one on the down-low, would you?


  • Hash browns
  • Spinach (can be baby spinach)
  • Bell pepper
  • Butter
  • Cheese
  • 5 Eggs
  • Green Onion
  • Microwavable turkey sausage
  • Paprika
  • Salt
  • Garlic powder
  • Onion powder


1. Chop and dice up the peppers and green onions. Chop or shred up the spinach

2. Crack open 5 eggs and break them into a single bowl. Mix well.

3. Oil one frying pan/skillet, heat up to medium/high

4. Once pan is hot, place hash browns in and cook until golden brown. Sprinkle some salt in as they cook.

5. Butter the second pan, heat up to medium.

6. Distribute spinach, cooking for a few minutes, then add the peppers, doing the same with those.

7. Warm up turkey sausage in the microwave, then add to the pan with the spinach and peppers.

8. Season eggs with paprika, onion powder and garlic powder, then add to pan with turkey sausage, spinach, and peppers. Cook until eggs are done.

9. Add cheese of choice to the hash browns as they cook, optionally add cheese to the eggs and vegetables as they cook.

10. Once both pans have cooked, add the eggs, vegetables and turkey to the top of the hash browns, sprinkling on the green onions. Plate and serve.

Criminal Ratings

Taste: 10/10
Mouthfeel: 10/10
Smell: 9.5/10
Visual Appeal: 9/10
Creativity: 10/10